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1. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag? no and thats a weird fucking question but no i dont drink popcorn grease

2. Have you ever had sex in a tent? no

3. Have you ever had a secret crush on a teacher? nope

4. Do you own more than 100 cd's. no i tend to loose crap

5. Have you ever been so drunk that you have passed out? no ive been drunk 2wice once i peed while having a talk with my dog and the other time i tried to kick my friends ass
6. Have you ever dated a goth? no i dont want a dude who wears more eyeliner than me

7. Have you ever regretted a date? yes, yes god yes

8. Have you ever seen a ghost/ufo? not sure

9. Have you ever done anything you could be arrested for? those were the days

10. Have you ever done anything you could go to jail for? (refer to question 9)

11. Have you ever broken a bone? no but i gave birth and thought i broke my crotch

12. Have you ever crashed a car? no but give me time

13. Have you ever fallen off a bike? yes
14. Have you ever refused a date because of what your friends might think? no i usually hit on guys due to friends

15. Have you ever listened to a song and cried? yeah, celin my heart will go on too babe no i have not

16. Have you ever seen your favorite band/singer perform live? yes indeed red hot mutha fuckin chili peppers

17. Have you ever been found sleep walking? no

19. Have you ever watched a Tomb Raider movie without being aroused at some point? i can proudly say i have not

20. Have you ever dated someone a decade older than you? no

21. Would you date someone a decade older than you? Nope.

22. Have you ever sent a prank call or email? yes we were all 12 once lol................and 17

23. Have you ever been pregnant or got someone pregnant? yes both im the sexiest hermie ever
24. If not, would you like children?  yea my sons a pimp

27. Have you ever had major surgery? no but like i said i had a 7 pound screaming child shoot out of my crotch

28. Are you afraid of the dentist? yes considering every time i go i come home with less teeth

29. Do you have a tattoo? no

30. Have you had any piercings done (not including the ears)? yes belly button, noise, and nipple but took it out cause i did it my self .

31. Have you ever been shit on from the sky? cant say that i have

32. Do you like scary movies? if i have someone to sleep with

33. Do you like your job? not really

34. Do you get along with your parents? when shes on drugs

35. Do you still have all your grand parents? no deadly popeyes accident

36. Have you ever had a date with someone you met online? eww no

37. Do you ever wish you could relive your childhood? yea but than i wonder if i would still have my sexual urges so no

38. Have you ever beat up your computer? no we shared words though
39. Have you ever watched The Goonies more than twice in a day? no

40. Have you ever wondered why you fill this shit in time after time? this is actually the first one i have fully completed